ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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