Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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