butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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