I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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