D3 body, D1 cock
I am puke
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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