no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
