To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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