How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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