summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
