Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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