so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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