some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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