On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I want a musical about memes.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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