Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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