If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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