what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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