He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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