normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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