we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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