I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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