My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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