Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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