Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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