I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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