How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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