"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The power of my boobs compel you
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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