i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I will die if light touches me.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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