Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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