idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
