i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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