scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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