But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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