I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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