Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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