you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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