is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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