mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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