real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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