i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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