I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
