I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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