i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So many bounce houses so little time
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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