wrigley field is MILF paradise
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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