I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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