Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
