Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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