Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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