erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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