No awkward lesbian experiences without me
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
of course. lets lasso hookers.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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