That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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