I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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