Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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