My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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