dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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