There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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